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mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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i always get hella jealous when i see a baby being pushed in a pram bc like yes i would love to get around w/no exercise surrounded by my own blankys and pillows

look at this little snug bitchimage

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muslimmilf:

is this from ahs

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h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

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